The Velcro Vanguard

KITN Twistytie - The Chaotic Rogue (Dexterity Build)

Class

Rogue (Arcane Trickster)

Subclass

“Twisty Tie Thief”

Alignment

Chaotic Good

Weapon of Choice

Enchanted twisty ties

Signature Abilities

• Zoomies of Shadowstep: Teleports 30 ft whenever she sprints.
• Sneak Attack (Furniture Edition): Deals +4d6 damage when knocking things off counters.
• Pounce of Opportunity: Gains advantage whenever she hears a crinkly sound.
• Look At Me, Mother: Hypnotizes enemies into staring at her. Gives party +2 distraction bonus.

Lore

Raised by ancient jazz spirits of Chaos and Snacks, KITN is an unpredictable blur of speed, mischief, and surprise affection. She hoards magical twisty ties that grant her special rogue abilities. No one knows how she learned spells, she just did.

Mr. Flower Bubbington - Bard (College of Dramatic Laments)

Class

Bard

Subclass

College of Melancholy Ballads

Alignment

Neutral Good

Weapon of Choice

The Mustache of Emotional Impact™

Signature Abilities

• Song of Sadness: All enemies within 30 ft become overwhelmed and wander away, questioning their life choices.
• Keyboard Message Casting: Can send cryptic runes to the party by walking across ancient keyboards.
• Paws of Persuasion: Gains advantage on any attempt to guilt Mama into snacks.
• Phantom Opera Stare: Stuns a single enemy for one turn with dramatic intensity.

Lore

Mr. Flower is a sensitive, soulful bard whose mustache grants him the wisdom of a thousand poets. He travels the realms performing tragic hallway ballads to express deep emotions and summon allies. Sometimes, the magic keyboard speaks through him…

Miss Bebe Monster - Paladin (Oath of the Eternal Snuggle)

Class

Paladin

Subclass

Oath of Velvety Closeness

Alignment

Lawful Good

Weapon of Choice

The Head-Butt of Blessings

Signature Abilities

• Lay on Flops: Restores HP by flopping her entire warm body onto an ally. Extremely effective.
• Sacred Face Boop: Removes fear, sadness, and doubts. Deals radiant damage to evil-doers.
• Aura of Weighted Blanket: Allies in 10 ft gain +3 comfort, +2 morale, and -5 desire to stand up.
• Divine Smite (Snuggle Version): Deals double damage if used while purring.

Lore

Bebe Monster is the heart of the party-soft, gentle, and built like a plushy storm cloud. Sworn to an oath of love and protection, she uses her warmth and devotion to safeguard her party (and keep them from ever leaving the couch)